You need these things. You know you do.
A foot hammock.
A self-stirring mug.
And don’t forget the mug warmer.
A miniature USB-powered desk vacuum.
A futuristic laser projection keyboard.
(It cuts a tiny strip of paper and uses it to “stitch” sheets of paper together.)
A power-nap head pillow.
Incredible keyboard-cleaning putty.
A therapeutic, core-building ball chair.
A personal mini fridge for your desktop.
A cup holder drink clip for your desk.
A washable keyboard.
(For when you’re not using the hammock.)
A stress-busting desktop punching bag.
A cord wrapper.
A magnetic doodle picture frame.
USB-powered hand warmers.
A portable office humidifier.
A digital peephole viewer.
A USB Stealth Switch that instantly hides what you’re doing on your computer.