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New York’s Hottest Dog Fashion Show: Things We Learned

Browse New York’s Hottest Dog Fashion Show: Things We Learned. Fashion is spelled D. O. G.

New York Pet Fashion Show Rule Number One: You only get one entrance, so you better WORK it.


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New York Pet Fashion Show is no place for nerves, so leave them in the elevator.

The right backdrop is always essential for the perfect pose.


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Matching fashions are basically obligatory.


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Everyone is royalty and should be treated as such.


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Two is always better than one.


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Frenemies are REAL.


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The best carriages demand respect.


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And so do the most lavish headdresses.


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Crowns are accessory number one.


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Crown Tip 1: The wearer of a crown should always hold his head high above his shoulders, to ensure that all his subjects may see him in his glory.

Crown Rule 2: A dog wearing a crown should consider all who look at her to be unworthy of gazing upon her crownéd head.

Crown Tip 3: A crown allows its wearer to do whatever the hell he wants, because he is wearing the crown.


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In the absence of a crown, a fabulous hat may act as a replacement.


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A beautiful turban will always suffice.


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A proper fur collar can make any fashion pop.

Fashion cannot be too extreme.


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A dress can never be too long.


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Fashion is much more than what you wear.


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Always be ready to strike a pose.

No detail is too small.

GIVE THEM FACE.


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The right accessories can otherwise make up for general nudity.

Things that light up are always better than things that do not light up.


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Expect those around you to bow down to your greatness.

Especially if you’re packing something as powerful as this:


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An entire light-up dress is better than a dress that just lights up a little.


When a light-up dress is unavailable, a light-up visor is a vital accessory.


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When in doubt, just go ahead and wear a picture of yourself.


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While not encouraged, stank-eyeing fellow fashionistas is basically essential fashion show behavior.


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Grade A, Optimal Stink Eye:

Pretend like you’re “above it all” to really piss people off.


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Grade A, Optimal Above-It-All-ness:


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The best fashions are the ones that have enough fabric to cover a small island nation.


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All the models gotta eat, and their food looks delicious.


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It’s totally acceptable to show off a dress by being thrust into the air Simba-style.


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Even audience dogs are expected to be serving fashion realness at all times.


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When you’re actually on the runway, you better WORK.


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On or off the runway, it’s never acceptable to bring anything less than your most outrageous look.


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Always have fun.


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