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15 Things Teachers Say VS. What They Really Mean

View 15 Things Teachers Say VS. What They Really Mean. “I do it for the money” – no teacher ever.

“T.G.I.F.!”


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What they really mean: “OH GOD, I still have so much work to do before Monday morning.”


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“I hope you’re all excited for the dance tonight.”


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What they really mean: “You better be excited because I am forced to chaperone instead of getting to watch Netflix.”


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“This paper is so creative!”


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What they really mean: “I’ve heard this same idea for the past five years.”


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“This will be easy, you learned it last year.”


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What they really mean: “Great, I’m going to have to teach this year’s material as well as last year’s.”


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“I’m excited to meet your families at the parent-teacher conference tonight.”


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What they really mean: “I have to think of nicer ways to say ‘annoying’ and ‘loud.'”


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“Today we’re going to watch an educational film.”


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What they really mean: “I honestly cannot handle speaking today.”


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“Have a great summer!”


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Sorry (not sorry) to the teacher who gets you next year.”


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“I’ve decided to postpone the test so you have more time to prepare.”


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What they really mean: “I have zero time to grade tonight.”


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“We’re having a pop quiz today!”


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What they really mean: “We’ll see who was really paying attention and who was texting.”


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“I’m feeling a little under the weather today.”


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What’s sleep?”


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“Your child has quite the sense of humor.”


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What they really mean: “Your kid is constantly interrupting my class with his ‘jokes.'”


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“Your grades don’t define you.”


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What they really mean: “You’re not the brightest, but that’s okay – you’ve got a great personality.”


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“Sure, I’ll come in this weekend and help reorganize classrooms.”


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What they really mean: “I hate everything and everyone.”


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“There is no such thing as a stupid question.”


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Don’t ask them.”


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“No, you may not use the restroom right now.”


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What they really mean: “I know you’re just bored and want to screw around in the halls with your friends.”


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“I’ll wait until it’s quiet to continue.”


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What they really mean: “Talk all you want, I’m not the one who will be tested on this material.”


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“I’m really organized.”


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What they really mean: “I used to be organized… and then school started.”


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“I would never choose another career over teaching.”


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I’ll always love teaching.”


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