20 People With Better Names Than Yours. Your name might be cool, but it’ll never be as cool as these.
Some people, like Lord Brain, have the perfect career, given their name:
Like Dyl Pickle here, who works at a Burger King:
Sue Yoo, who works as a lawyer:
This one is probably an error, but Matthew Correspondent is a great name for a news correspondent:
And, of course, there’s District 68’s Assembly Representative candidate, Rich White (Republican):
She should get into the amusement park business:
Bacon should obviously be a chef:
Perv should be doing anything but teaching children:
You’ve got to admire parents who come up with names like this:
It must be awesome being named after a dinosaur:
Interesting name! Is it Polish?
The weirdest part is that he’s actually Jewish:
Yeah she does:
Let’s all agree…
…naming our kids…